MAY 3--An intoxicated Kansas man may face criminal charges after he was found this week 
attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of parked automobile.
Police in Newton, a city 25 miles north of Wichita, responded Tuesday to a 911 call about a naked man beneath an automobile. The 24-year-old suspect, cops discovered, was trying to place his penis into the car’s tailpipe.
The naked man was “oblivious” when contacted by cops, said
Lieutenant Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. Despite the presence of police, the suspect continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe, said Powell, who added that the man was eventually tased and taken into custody.
The suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment. The man’s blood alcohol content was measured at .35, more than four times the .08 legal limit. Powell told TSG that the suspect had previous contacts with the Newton police.
Following the bizarre incident, police sent the local prosecutor a report recommending that the man be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor.
Since a charging decision has not been made, police have declined to identify the suspect.