A domestic dispute over a pimple became so heated Saturday that cops were called to a Florida home to break up the altercation, a police report notes[1].
According to investigators, a 75-year-old man and his 55-year-old spouse “were involved in a argument over the husband wanting his wife to pop a pimple on his back.”
The quarrel got heated enough for someone to call 911. When a sheriff’s deputy arrived at the Bradenton residence, the couple advised that “the altercation was just verbal and never turned violent.”
The cop reported observing no injuries[2] to either party, each of whom was provided domestic violence pamphlets.
A brief police report does not reveal if the pimple ever got popped.
References
- ^ police report notes (thesmokinggun.com)
- ^ no injuries (thesmokinggun.com)