The jokes were as Jewish as matzo ball soup at the Carlebach Shul Purim party at Stand Up NY.
“What do you call Jewish meditation?” the synagogue’s rabbi, Naftali Citron, asked. “Letting a person finish their sentence!”
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, author of “Kosher Sex[1],” joked that his 336-page sequel “Kosher Adultery[2]” could have been “one word — ‘No.’ ”
Comic Marion Grodin, who was married to an Irish-Catholic for 17 years, said she sometimes asked if she would date outside her religion.
“At this point, I would date outside my species!” Grodin said.
David Weinbach revealed, “I met a woman online who told me she was divorced and had two kids. She described herself as ‘a once-in-a-lifetime kind of gal.’ I replied, ‘Perhaps twice!’ ”
References
- ^ Kosher Sex (www.amazon.com)
- ^ Kosher Adultery (www.amazon.com)