HTTP/2 200 content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 date: Sat, 31 Aug 2019 13:15:04 GMT server: Apache x-powered-by: PHP/7.3.8 cache-control: max-age=60, public, s-maxage=120 link: ; rel="preconnect"; crossorigin="anonymous",; rel="preconnect"; crossorigin="anonymous" x-fpc: hit referrer-policy: unsafe-url vary: CloudFront-Viewer-Country x-cache: Miss from cloudfront via: 1.1 27c608e7692c0c2238fa431356d5d6e2.cloudfront.net (CloudFront) x-amz-cf-pop: EWR50-C1 x-amz-cf-id: N3ydx6GPnqAoCqowjT-lnADPy4L7LwtVXWS6XsBaYSmJkLjmgujiPg== age: 1 Orlando Bloom Busted For Speeding In His Porsche

Actor, fictional elf, guy who gets to bone Miranda Kerr.

Shot to fame after playing an elf in the \u201cLord of the Rings\u201d movies, in which he bravely traveled to Mordor to defeat some evil trolls, or something like that. Go ask a nerd if you really wanna know what the movie\u2019s about.

Continued his success in the \u201cPirates of the Caribbean\u201d movies, where he played the role of \u201cguy who\u2019s not Johnny Depp.\u201d

Has also made a bunch of other films, but no one cares about them because they don\u2019t have any magical rings or pirates in them.

Married supermodel Miranda Kerr in 2010, presumably banged her at every possible opportunity, perhaps stopping briefly when she gave birth in 2011, but then starting up again immediately afterwards.

Had nearly a

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